Brushing up on some SAT vocab
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them
Some of the cactuses look like they are wearing flower crowns
And here we have the graceful cave chicken in its natural habitat. As you can see, the protection and care of its young are top priority.
Ellen Jewett’s sculptures.
I WANT MIDDLE RIGHT DESPERATELY
omg get me the middle left then, LOOK HOW ADORABLE IT IS AHH.
why in horror films when they show kids drawings they all have smiley faces and slightly human proportions when actual kids drawings are really bleak and surreal and unsettling like this
This dog: making every other dog in the world feel like an inferior asshole.
Are you fucking shitting me
I’m laughing so hard at 0:54. GET THIS DOG A MOVIE DEAL.
This dog is making ME feel like an inferior asshole holy shit
"go pee on mommy" tho